Typical conversation with Heechul

Me: You're so freaking beautiful I don't know how it was possible for you to be made your creator must have spilled a whole gallon of beauty potion into your body wait a minute make it millions and trillions of gallons.
Heechul: I like, totally agree with you. If I were me, I would marry me too.
Me:
Heechul: Me Gusta.
Me:
Heechul: I shine from all angles so take a picture of me from any side you want.
Me:
Heechul: I know you're jealous.
Me: But in the Facebook law you cannot create a relationship with yoursel-
Heechul: -Jealous.
Me: But-
Heechul: Jealous.